Sam Harris from "The God Debate II"
Notre Dame College of Arts and Letters - 2011

"If you wake up tomorrow morning thinking that if you say a few Latin words over your pancakes it is going to turn them into the body of Elvis Presley, you have clearly lost your mind. But if you think more or less the same thing about a cracker and the body of Jesus you're just a Catholic."


Mark Twain

I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious.

Mark Twain on the bible:

It is full of interest. It has noble poetry in it; and some clever fables; and some blood-drenched history; and some good morals; and a wealth of obscenity; and upwards of a thousand lies.

“It is best to read the weather forecast before praying for rain.”



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